Free Health Check — May 2026 only · ten slots
Sorry, cPanel.
If you run cPanel, you survived the April compromise wave by luck. We are offering ten free Health Checks this May to help you find out where you actually stand.
1.5 million servers, one shared weakness
Between mid-April and early May, attackers exploited CVE-2026-41940 to compromise around 1.5 million cPanel servers worldwide. The campaign was tracked under the name ".sorry" — after the ransom note left behind on every box that fell.
Our customers were fine. Not because we patched faster. Because we do not run cPanel. Or Plesk. Or any control panel.
Free Server & Website Health Check
We will audit your current cPanel host, check for signs the ".sorry" campaign or related payloads touched you, and deliver a 48-hour written report with honest recommendations on whether to stay where you are or move.
Normally £550. Free this month, while ten slots last.
What you get
- Full audit of your current cPanel host and stack
- Compromise check — signs the ".sorry" campaign or related payloads touched you
- 48-hour written report with findings and recommended next steps
- An honest answer on whether you should stay where you are or move
- No tied commitment. No "free migration if you sign for 12 months." Just the audit.
Why we can offer this
We run hosting differently. No control panel means no clickable web UI in front of the server waiting to be exploited. CVE-2026-41940 didn't touch our customers because we were never on the attack surface in the first place.
Every server we manage is provisioned with Ansible, configured in version control, and managed by hand and by script. The audit you get from us isn't a sales pitch dressed as a report — it's a written answer on the state of your stack, what we would do differently, and what it would cost if you wanted us to do it.
How to claim your slot
Ten slots, first come first served, May 2026 only.
Click the button below. It takes you to our contact form with the campaign topic pre-selected.
In your message, please tell us: your current host (e.g. "Namecheap shared" or "self-hosted cPanel on Hetzner"), the primary domain you want audited, what is on the box (apps, languages, mail, databases), whether you have seen signs of compromise (yes, no, or not sure), and anything else we should know.
We will confirm your slot and reach out within 48 hours to schedule the audit.
Ready to find out what's really on your cPanel host?
Ten slots, free for May 2026. After that it is £550 — same audit, same 48-hour turnaround.