Find out what's actually wrong with your server

A one-time audit of your server and website. We find problems, fix what's urgent, and give you a clear report with prioritised next steps.

How it works

1

You give us access

Share SSH credentials and your website URL. We handle the rest.

2

We check everything

Server configuration, website performance, security basics, and common issues — we go through it all.

3

You get a report

A clear, prioritised list of what we found, what we fixed, and what needs your attention next.

What is included

  • Server health: disk, memory, CPU, services, updates, and configuration
  • Security basics: open ports, firewall rules, SSH configuration, and outdated software
  • Website: uptime, SSL certificates, DNS, response times, and error pages
  • Immediate fixes for critical issues found during the audit
  • Written report with prioritised recommendations
  • 48-hour turnaround from access to delivery

What is not included

  • Architecture reviews or migration planning
  • Load testing or capacity planning
  • Debugging application code or business logic
  • Setting up monitoring, alerting, or backup systems
  • Application-level performance tuning or code optimization
  • Unlimited back-and-forth — this is a one-time check, not ongoing support

Why work with us

Senior engineers only

No junior techs following a checklist.

Fixed scope, fixed price

No surprises.

Practical, honest advice

Not a sales pitch for more services.

No lock-in

Use the report however you want.

Who this is for

Self-hosters

You run your own servers but want an expert eye on your setup. Confidence that nothing obvious is broken.

SaaS founders

Your servers run your business. Know exactly where you stand on security and identify risks before they become incidents.

Small dev teams

You build the product. We make sure the infrastructure is solid. Catch server issues before your customers do.

What customers say

What happens if you do nothing

  • Security vulnerabilities that get worse the longer they sit
  • Unplanned downtime that costs you customers and revenue
  • Small problems that snowball into expensive emergencies
  • Slow performance that drives visitors away

Frequently asked questions

What do you need from me to get started?

SSH access to your server and the URL of your website. We'll handle everything else.

Will you break anything on my server?

No. We only make changes to fix critical issues, and we document everything we touch.

How long does the audit take?

Most audits are completed within a few hours. You'll have your report within 48 hours.

What if you find something really bad?

We fix critical issues immediately and notify you right away. That's included in the price.

Can you check servers I don't own, like shared hosting?

We need root or sudo access to do a thorough check. Shared hosting limits what we can inspect.

Do you offer ongoing monitoring after the audit?

The health check is a one-time service. If you want ongoing monitoring, we can discuss that separately.

What operating systems do you support?

Linux servers — Debian, Ubuntu, RHEL, and derivatives. That covers the vast majority of production servers.

Ready to find out where your server stands?

A one-time audit with fixes included. 48-hour turnaround. No lock-in.